Mitch Crane wrote:
> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> :
>
> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate whilst
> > travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to my question.
> >
> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >
> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I appear in
> > court next week :-(
> >
> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.* NEWSGROUPS!
> >
> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I HATE YOU
> > **ALL**
>
> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a bus. I
> suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you went wrong.

If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses, is that
considered on or in?

"Mitch Crane" -three> wrote in message
...
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> ups.com:
>
> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate
> >> > whilst travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to my
> >> > question.
> >> >
> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >> >
> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I appear
> >> > in court next week :-(
> >> >
> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.* NEWSGROUPS!
> >> >
> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I HATE
> >> > YOU **ALL**
> >>
> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a bus. I
> >> suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you went wrong.
> >
> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses, is that
> > considered on or in?
>
> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter for the
> courts to decide.
>
You GO girl!

Billy H wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >>> Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate
> >>> whilst travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to my
> >>> question.
> >>>
> >>> I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >>>
> >>> You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I appear in
> >>> court next week :-(
> >>>
> >>> My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.* NEWSGROUPS!
> >>>
> >>> You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I HATE YOU
> >>> **ALL**
> >>
> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a bus. I
> >> suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you went wrong.
> >
> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses, is that
> > considered on or in?
>
> It wouldn't be very responsiblke to do it if you were driving it now would
> it?

Since you can't be in two places at once, I don't see how you could
both drive and be on top. Unless you either had very long arms and
legs or the driver's cabin was up top as well.

Mitch Crane wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> ups.com:
>
> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate
> >> > whilst travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to my
> >> > question.
> >> >
> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >> >
> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I appear
> >> > in court next week :-(
> >> >
> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.* NEWSGROUPS!
> >> >
> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I HATE
> >> > YOU **ALL**
> >>
> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a bus. I
> >> suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you went wrong.
> >
> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses, is that
> > considered on or in?
>
> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter for the
> courts to decide.

But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?

"Mitch Crane" -three> wrote in message
...
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> ps.com:
>
> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> ups.com:
> >>
> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> >> :
> >> >>
> >> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate
> >> >> > whilst travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to
> >> >> > my question.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I
> >> >> > appear in court next week :-(
> >> >> >
> >> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.*
> >> >> > NEWSGROUPS!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I
> >> >> > HATE YOU **ALL**
> >> >>
> >> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a bus.
> >> >> I suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you went
> >> >> wrong.
> >> >
> >> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses, is
> >> > that considered on or in?
> >>
> >> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter for
> >> the courts to decide.
> >
> > But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?
>
> Yes, which thankfully I haven't been.
>
LIAR!

Mitch Crane wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> ps.com:
>
> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> ups.com:
> >>
> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> >> :
> >> >>
> >> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate
> >> >> > whilst travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to
> >> >> > my question.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I
> >> >> > appear in court next week :-(
> >> >> >
> >> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.*
> >> >> > NEWSGROUPS!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I
> >> >> > HATE YOU **ALL**
> >> >>
> >> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a bus.
> >> >> I suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you went
> >> >> wrong.
> >> >
> >> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses, is
> >> > that considered on or in?
> >>
> >> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter for
> >> the courts to decide.
> >
> > But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?
>
> Yes, which thankfully I haven't been.

Caught?

"honestjohn" > wrote in
:

>
> "Mitch Crane" -three> wrote in message
> ...
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> ps.com:
>>
>> > Mitch Crane wrote:
>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
>> >> ups.com:
>> >>
>> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
>> >> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
>> >> >> :
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to
>> >> >> > masturbate whilst travelling on a bus - I received a
>> >> >> > resounding "YES" to my question.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I
>> >> >> > appear in court next week :-(
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.*
>> >> >> > NEWSGROUPS!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I
>> >> >> > HATE YOU **ALL**
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a
>> >> >> bus. I suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you
>> >> >> went wrong.
>> >> >
>> >> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses,
>> >> > is that considered on or in?
>> >>
>> >> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter
>> >> for the courts to decide.
>> >
>> > But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?
>>
>> Yes, which thankfully I haven't been.
>>
> LIAR!

You are a liar! I have never been caught!


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Mitch Crane wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> ups.com:
>
> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> ps.com:
> >>
> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> ups.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to
> >> >> >> > masturbate whilst travelling on a bus - I received a
> >> >> >> > resounding "YES" to my question.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I
> >> >> >> > appear in court next week :-(
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.*
> >> >> >> > NEWSGROUPS!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I
> >> >> >> > HATE YOU **ALL**
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a
> >> >> >> bus. I suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you
> >> >> >> went wrong.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses,
> >> >> > is that considered on or in?
> >> >>
> >> >> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter
> >> >> for the courts to decide.
> >> >
> >> > But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?
> >>
> >> Yes, which thankfully I haven't been.
> >
> > Caught?
>
> Not even once.

Consider yourself lucky.

Mitch Crane wrote:
> "honestjohn" > wrote in
> :
>
> > "Mitch Crane" -three> wrote in message
> > ...
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> ps.com:
> >>
> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> ups.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to
> >> >> >> > masturbate whilst travelling on a bus - I received a
> >> >> >> > resounding "YES" to my question.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I
> >> >> >> > appear in court next week :-(
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.*
> >> >> >> > NEWSGROUPS!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I
> >> >> >> > HATE YOU **ALL**
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a
> >> >> >> bus. I suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you
> >> >> >> went wrong.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses,
> >> >> > is that considered on or in?
> >> >>
> >> >> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter
> >> >> for the courts to decide.
> >> >
> >> > But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?
> >>
> >> Yes, which thankfully I haven't been.
> >>
> > LIAR!
>
> You are a liar! I have never been caught!

I didn't hear that.

"Mitch Crane" -three> wrote in message
...
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> ups.com:
>
> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> ps.com:
> >>
> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in
> >> >> ups.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Mitch Crane wrote:
> >> >> >> Neil Q Pilarski <nospam@ever> wrote in
> >> >> >> :
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to
> >> >> >> > masturbate whilst travelling on a bus - I received a
> >> >> >> > resounding "YES" to my question.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > I NOW know that I was LIED to!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I
> >> >> >> > appear in court next week :-(
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.*
> >> >> >> > NEWSGROUPS!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You've RUINED MY LIFE YOU **FU*KING** *********S** and I
> >> >> >> > HATE YOU **ALL**
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> You asked if it was legal to masturbate while riding *on* a
> >> >> >> bus. I suspect you were riding *in* the bus. That's where you
> >> >> >> went wrong.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > If your on the upper deck of one of those open topped buses,
> >> >> > is that considered on or in?
> >> >>
> >> >> Probably on, but I'm not sure. I guess that would be a matter
> >> >> for the courts to decide.
> >> >
> >> > But only if you were caught masturbating in the bus. Right?
> >>
> >> Yes, which thankfully I haven't been.
> >
> > Caught?
>
> Not even once.
>
You heard him moonie!